Jen needs...

I just saw this from a friend's blog and decided to try it out myself.

Here's how it goes: Google your name and the word "needs," all in quotation marks (ie: "Jen needs"), then share the ten funniest hits. You can also try to using "loves" or "wants" instead of needs.

1. Jen needs a break
2. Jen needs a therapist session or two
3. Jen needs a gun
4. Jen needs to be a My Little Pony
5. Jen needs to demonstrate more self control
6. Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous "I'm better than you" charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters a rat's ass
7. Jen needs to let the sheets cool down before diving in to post-divorce relationship
8. Jen needs someone to love her as much as she loves them
9. Jen needs this Diva Publicity like she needs a hole in the head
10. Jen needs someone who's good looking and famous and rich like she is, an equal

Hehehe!